we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
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Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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