whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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