puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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