You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
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I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
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The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Randomize