so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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