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Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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