yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
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I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
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Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??