she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
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She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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