oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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