Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Text me some of your sweat
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
