loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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