He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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