do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
The power of my boobs compel you
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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