Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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