C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Oh god it's open bar.
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