"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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