So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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