I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Man, jail baloney is awful.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I will be naked everywhere
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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