I wish I only lived at night.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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