people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
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So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
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I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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