I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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