At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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