She's JV to your varsity
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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