I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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