there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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