My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
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My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
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Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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