what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Drunk is not a location!
Randomize
