I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
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