Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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