I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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