But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Randomize
