I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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