His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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