Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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