If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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