are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
