I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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