What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he was CRYING into my vagina
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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