I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
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as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
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Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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