no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Randomize
