its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
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my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
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I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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