it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
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Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
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look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
This is my life. Enjoy the view
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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