it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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