We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
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i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
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Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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