I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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