he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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