There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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