party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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