At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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