belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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