Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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