We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
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btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
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I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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