And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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