So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
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Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
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Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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