Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
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