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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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