Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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