we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
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How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
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i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
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